It's Alive!

K. So I've decided that the laundry is a living thing. It grows; it breathes; it reproduces. Jode suggested that it actually is a symbiote, like a parasite, only we need it too. I don't know about that. True, we can't survive well without clothes to wear, but the dirty laundry would disappear without us. The laundry is my bane and a constant part of my life. Ugh.